Does this make us friends?

awhiffofcavendish: “EMPLOYEE 197, CUBICLE 4, CARTER J., YOU...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:59:12 -0400

“EMPLOYEE 197, CUBICLE 4, CARTER J., YOU HAVE BEEN IDLE AT YOUR WORKATATION FOR 37.5 SECONDS” *shunk* “PLEASE RESUME PRODUCTIVITY”

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:56:23 -0400

Meet the dog who plays Cheddar on 'Brooklyn Nine-Nine'

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:56:11 -0400

Meet the dog who plays Cheddar on 'Brooklyn Nine-Nine':

jedijenkins:

bluethisisforyou:

the99noice:

i-will-follow-the-sun:

Greatest article I’ve ever read.

i wouldn’t want to meet anyone else

THE GOODEST COMEDIAN

edgebug: blatantfanservicelover: edgebug: TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?!!!!! the baby is sleeping oh shit...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:49:23 -0400

edgebug:

blatantfanservicelover:

edgebug:

TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?!!!!!

the baby is sleeping

oh shit sorry

_{turn down for what}

lordzuuko: Prompto & Noctis: Soft Pride Boys commissioned...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:48:25 -0400

lordzuuko:

Prompto & Noctis: Soft Pride Boys commissioned by @goramidiot :’)
Redbubble | Ko-fi
Both sweater designs are now available on redbubble! :D Prompto | Noctis

tupacabra: mom: knocks on door me: just a second don’t come i– mom:

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:44:55 -0400

tupacabra:

mom: *knocks on door*

me: just a second don’t come i–

mom:

arrdyn:Ardyn being extra (and a dick) in Episode Prompto.

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:44:44 -0400

arrdyn:

~~Ardyn being extra (and a dick) in Episode Prompto.~~

falconpunchyourmom: davidcronenburgers: This is the greatest...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 10:55:30 -0400

falconpunchyourmom:

davidcronenburgers:

This is the greatest insult in the history of television.

lmao holy

dickdefeater: this is the message that will appear in front of...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 10:53:49 -0400

dickdefeater:

this is the message that will appear in front of me after i die but either choice will send me straight to hell

sketchyemi:WELCOME TO IHOb, WOULD YOU LIKE A PHUCKING BEESECHURGER?

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 10:53:25 -0400

sketchyemi:

WELCOME TO IHOb, WOULD YOU LIKE A PHUCKING BEESECHURGER?

seriousjones: when you’re watching dora the explorer and swiper actually swipes something

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 10:52:39 -0400

seriousjones:

when you’re watching dora the explorer and swiper actually swipes something

lady-starkiller: when you’re so sleep-deprived that you don’t even feel tired anymore

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 05:48:58 -0400

lady-starkiller:

when you’re so sleep-deprived that you don’t even feel tired anymore

samchekov: crystalmath: bubonickitten: the authors of this textbook were clearly high as a kite...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 05:48:51 -0400

samchekov:

crystalmath:

bubonickitten:

the authors of this textbook were clearly high as a kite when they wrote this chapter

WEENIE SPEED HOIYL FUC

Weenie factor 8 Mr sulu

lovepsychothefirst: jennamourey: A Full Face of...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 05:48:28 -0400

lovepsychothefirst:

jennamourey:

A Full Face of Rhinestones

#listen I don’t watch Jenna Marbles #I’ve never subscribed to hr channel #but there’s one thing about her that I absolutely respect #she does NOT clickbait #she fucking COMMITS to whatever bull shit she says she’s gonna do #90% of her video titles LOOK like clickbait #but then the video is EXACTLY what the title says #how many balloons does it take to life my chihuahua off the ground #I DON’T KNOW JENNA WHY DON’T YOU FIND OUT #spends entire video reporting on increasingly annoyed Party City employees #as she ties over 100 helium balloons to a sling that her dog falls asleep in #while floating 4 feet above the ground #because she fucking found out how many balloons it took #‘MY DOG RATES SOAP’ says the video title #her Italian Greyhound has some kind of soap licking neurosis and shows clear preferences #by the end of the video her dog does indeed have a favorite brand of soap #I EAT DOG TREATS WITH MY DOGS #literally does exactly that and actually enjoys like 2 of them #I don’t follow her at all but DAMN does Jenna Marbles not fuck around #she just … does exactly what she says she will #like some kind of chaotic entity that combats clickbait by being exactly as absurd as the marketing implies

death-by-lulz: Quote from teacher: “You’re taking a photo of ass...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 05:42:58 -0400

death-by-lulz:

Quote from teacher: “You’re taking a photo of ass war, aren’t you”

moghedien: There should be a Josephine romance scene where you take her on a date in Val Royeaux...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 05:40:12 -0400

moghedien:

There should be a Josephine romance scene where you take her on a date in Val Royeaux and there is a montage of all the different things you do together, and in every clip Leliana is somewhere in the background in a different bad disguise

@kissingthehyena

ruffboijuliaburnsides: tombstonettromboners: soaleanmonterey: f0rgemaster: virtanderson: death-42...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 05:38:57 -0400

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

tombstonettromboners:

soaleanmonterey:

f0rgemaster:

virtanderson:

death-420:

maxiesatanofficial:

death-420:

i had a dream that i was solid snake workin at taco bell

“Uhhhh, can I get a doritos locos taco?”

“Doritos locos taco… Colonel, what’s the procedure?”

“That’s a taco with a special shell, Snake – made not from an ordinary corn tortilla but designed to evoke the famous tortilla chip, packed with extreme flavor. Substitute the shell and prepare the rest of the taco normally.”

“Got it. Excuse me, customer. There’s both Cool Ranch and Nacho Cheese shells here. Which would you prefer?”

“Cool ranch, please.”

“On it.”

can we get david hayter in on this

guess who met david hayter

David Hayter is a glorious man who clearly loved his role/loves his fans.

reblogging this again because fucking Liquid’s VA did a response to this:

i don’t even go here but this is amazing

spectra-bear:My brother sent me the most blessed video of all...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 05:36:24 -0400

spectra-bear:

My brother sent me the most blessed video of all time

andhumanslovedstories: andhumanslovedstories: If the frosting! Of your cupcake! Is equal to or...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 05:33:20 -0400

andhumanslovedstories:

andhumanslovedstories:

If the frosting! Of your cupcake! Is equal to or greater in height than the cupcake itself! you made a bad fucking cupcake

We can’t as a society keep supporting pastries that are just edible plates for five inch piles of sugar glue

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 05:32:56 -0400

Does this make us friends?

awhiffofcavendish: “EMPLOYEE 197, CUBICLE 4, CARTER J., YOU...

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Meet the dog who plays Cheddar on 'Brooklyn Nine-Nine'

edgebug: blatantfanservicelover: edgebug: TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?!!!!! the baby is sleeping oh shit...

TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?!!!!!

lordzuuko: Prompto & Noctis: Soft Pride Boys commissioned...

tupacabra: mom: *knocks on door* me: just a second don’t come i– mom:

arrdyn:Ardyn being extra (and a dick) in Episode Prompto.

falconpunchyourmom: davidcronenburgers: This is the greatest...

dickdefeater: this is the message that will appear in front of...

sketchyemi:WELCOME TO IHOb, WOULD YOU LIKE A PHUCKING BEESECHURGER?

WELCOME TO IHOb, WOULD YOU LIKE A PHUCKING BEESECHURGER?

seriousjones: when you’re watching dora the explorer and swiper actually swipes something

lady-starkiller: when you’re so sleep-deprived that you don’t even feel tired anymore

samchekov: crystalmath: bubonickitten: the authors of this textbook were clearly high as a kite...

lovepsychothefirst: jennamourey: A Full Face of...

death-by-lulz: Quote from teacher: “You’re taking a photo of ass...

moghedien: There should be a Josephine romance scene where you take her on a date in Val Royeaux...

ruffboijuliaburnsides: tombstonettromboners: soaleanmonterey: f0rgemaster: virtanderson: death-42...

spectra-bear:My brother sent me the most blessed video of all...

andhumanslovedstories: andhumanslovedstories: If the frosting! Of your cupcake! Is equal to or...

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tupacabra: mom: knocks on door me: just a second don’t come i– mom: