awhiffofcavendish:

“EMPLOYEE 197, CUBICLE 4, CARTER J., YOU HAVE BEEN IDLE AT YOUR WORKATATION FOR 37.5 SECONDS” *shunk* “PLEASE RESUME PRODUCTIVITY”

jedijenkins:

bluethisisforyou:

the99noice:

i-will-follow-the-sun:

Greatest article I’ve ever read.

i wouldn’t want to meet anyone else

THE GOODEST COMEDIAN

edgebug:

blatantfanservicelover:

edgebug:

TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?!!!!!

the baby is sleeping

oh shit sorry

_{turn down for what}

lordzuuko:

Prompto & Noctis: Soft Pride Boys commissioned by @goramidiot :’)
Redbubble | Ko-fi

Both sweater designs are now available on redbubble! :D Prompto | Noctis

tupacabra:

mom: *knocks on door*

me: just a second don’t come i–

mom: 

arrdyn:

Ardyn being extra (and a dick) in Episode Prompto.

falconpunchyourmom:

davidcronenburgers:

This is the greatest insult in the history of television.

lmao holy

dickdefeater:

this is the message that will appear in front of me after i die but either choice will send me straight to hell

sketchyemi:

WELCOME TO IHOb, WOULD YOU LIKE A PHUCKING BEESECHURGER?

seriousjones:

when you’re watching dora the explorer and swiper actually swipes something

lady-starkiller:

when you’re so sleep-deprived that you don’t even feel tired anymore