do u ever go to unfollow someone but then u see some rly good posts and u just kind of
you can stay
THE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS MOVIE: SPONGE OUT OF WATER - Official Trailer (2015)
BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = FUCK ME.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I hate you with a burning passion.
WHITE = MARRY ME.
NONE: nobody likes you
We have no idea what he’s doing…
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
u want to see my penis
the strange skin and sponge tube filled with blood between my legs
the density-altering gristle wand
the misshapen rod built for accurate delivery of various unhygienic fluids, most of which are waste
the thing that anyone studying a human body without knowledge of intercourse would immediately deem to be cancerous and mutated
i love it when i cook stuff for myself bc like i’ve just cooked pasta and yee bitch look at me providing for myself i could totally make it in this world it’s almost as if i have my life together
i take this back the pasta was shit i’m falling apart
One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.
with liberty and justice for some