Does This Make Us Friends?

near-quaad:

do u ever go to unfollow someone but then u see some rly good posts and u just kind of 

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you can stay

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for now

wannabeanimator:

THE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS MOVIE: SPONGE OUT OF WATER - Official Trailer (2015)

See what your followers thinks of you.

magiofkou:

BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = FUCK ME.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I hate you with a burning passion.
WHITE = MARRY ME.
NONE: nobody likes you
scampthecorgi:

We have no idea what he’s doing…

scampthecorgi:

We have no idea what he’s doing…

fefeferi:

when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt

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lets have a dick pic next
Anonymous

necromancer:

u want to see my penis

the strange skin and sponge tube filled with blood between my legs

the density-altering gristle wand

the misshapen rod built for accurate delivery of various unhygienic fluids, most of which are waste

the thing that anyone studying a human body without knowledge of intercourse would immediately deem to be cancerous and mutated

fruitcrocs:

fruitcrocs:

i love it when i cook stuff for myself bc like i’ve just cooked pasta and yee bitch look at me providing for myself i could totally make it in this world it’s almost as if i have my life together

i take this back the pasta was shit i’m falling apart

toopaletofunction:

staythatswhatimeanttosay:

One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.

with liberty and justice for some 

drunkpeeta:

drunkpeeta:

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:

drunkpeeta:

walk up into the club like what up i got a big cock

you are a 16 year old girl

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and your point is?????

it makes me extremely uncomfortable knowing that 14k people have seen my cock